The song "Bruises" by Chairlift (honestly, were all the good band names taken?)
reminds me so much of a little ditty from my youth called "Mouth," by Merril Bainbridge:
Thoughts? I sort of miss when novelty acts could crack the top ten. Jewel apparently cried the first time she heard "Who Will Save Your Soul?" on the radio because she thought her voice sounded like Kermit the Frog's, and later compared her debut album selling 12 million copies to "a Datsun winning the Indianapolis 500." Never, ever again.